Nadine, a (slowly) recovering shopaholic from
Jersey, is always in the process of ‘getting bettah.’
Nadine’s fantasy is to be a personal shopper for those whose
need for meaningful connection is as strong as their need to buy
Helvi Majander, the hostess of the hit cable show Helvi’s
Corner and the editor of Macaroni Monthly, is a northern Wisconsin
macaroni artist. Helvi firmly believes you should speak out whenever
and wherever possible and is eager to show you that pasta is a
form of expression if you're at a loss for words.
Camille is four and 3/4 years old. For real.
She has a dog, Bunny Moo-Moo Head, and even though her brain learns
more and more and more things, her head won’t get any bigger!
When she grows up she wants to be happy at least 3/4 of the time.
Nikki organized protests at her high school for
‘unfair prom practices.’ She totally loves fashion,
Fish (her boyfriend), music and hair products. Favorite saying:
Long story short... Omigod, that is so totally not my
Vinnie hails from the Bronx and was Cesar Pelli’s
geographically unlikely but oh-so-successful choice as master
carpenter on the Overture Center for the Arts Project. Vinnie’s
virtual tools are his fix-it heart, his ability to do finish work
while simultaneously untangling the human condition.
Bessie Gittlestein doesn’t mind taking
a bus, a couple of trains and walking because she knows you’re
too busy to come pick her up. Please already. Bessie is a tiny
bit opinionated, makes a mean kugel and is known nationwide for
her tinfoil origami.
Samantha Wingit, White House Press Secretary,
is known for her astute, perspicacious linguistic gymnastics that
enable her to orate loquaciously on extraneous topics with panache.
Paisley Mittens starred in Days of our Loins
as Brenda’s evil twin sister-in law. Now a co-anchor, Paisley
won an award for her segment on Terrycloth Robes of World Leaders.
She’s married to Tad Veneer, who co-starred in the music
video of their wedding.
Dr. Miracle can be seen starring in his highly
praised infomercial: 37 Easy Steps to Becoming An Expert Emoter.
Known for his work with studio audiences to create Emotional Symphonies,
Dr. Miracle will soon launch his new product line of Accessories
for Emoting. As he would say, Buying it is the very first step!
Dusty Breath, a tri-partisan jazz
lounge singer, creates lyrics to capture her own ‘spin’
on current events. Don’t let her small piano fool you.